Funny Bedtime Stories is a delightful collection of humorous tales designed to tickle your funny bone and send you off to sleep with a smile. Perfect for children and adults alike, these stories feature a mix of clever jokes, playful scenarios, and whimsical characters. Each story is crafted to entertain and amuse, making bedtime a joyous and laughter-filled experience. Whether you're looking to lighten up your night or share a chuckle with loved ones, Funny Bedtime Stories is your go-to for nightly giggles and sweet dreams.
Funny bedtime stories for adults.
funny bedtime stories for adults
1. Mick's Doppelgänger
Mick is the bartender in a Dublin bar, and Patrick is sitting at the counter drinking. Suddenly, Patrick says to Mick, "You see that guy over there? Don't you think he looks just like me?"
"Yes, he does," says Mick, humoring him.
Patrick then walks over to his doppelgänger and says, "Excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help noticing that you and I look so much alike."
"You're right; we really do look alike," says the guy.
"Where are you from?" asks Patrick.
"I'm from Rathmines," says the guy.
"Which street?" Patrick then asks.
"Mayo Abbey Street," says the guy.
"Mayo Abbey Street?" says Patrick. "Now that's incredible. That's my street too. What number?"
"I live at 47," the guy responds.
"47?" says Patrick. "I don't believe it. Me too! What are your parents' names?"
"Thomas and Bernadette," says the guy.
"That's unbelievable," Patrick responds. "My parents have the same names."
Just then, Mick's colleague Jim arrives on shift.
"How's it going, Mick?" says Jim. "Has there been much happening tonight?"
"Not really," Mick responds. "Oh, except the O'Donnell twins being drunk again."
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2. The Mathematician's Joke
This one's a short joke, but you'll laugh all the same and double if you enjoy mathematics:
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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3. The Different Newspaper
This story goes like this:
A customer walked into my clothing shop and asked to see the pants that were advertised in the paper that day.
"We don't have an ad in the paper today," I told her.
She insisted I was wrong, so I got a copy of the paper, and we went through it, eventually landing on an ad for pants from another local store. Exasperated, the customer glared at me and said, "In my newspaper, the ad was for this store."
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4. We Don't Serve Your Types
If you're enjoying fonts or lettering, then this joke's for you:
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. Suddenly, the bartender shouts at them, "Get out of here! We don't serve your type."
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4. Knock Knock
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"Control freak."
"Control fre—"
"Okay, now you say 'control freak who.'"
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5. How Do Mathematicians Scold Their Children?
Another joke for mathematicians:
How do mathematicians scold their children? "Well, I would say if I've told you n times, I've told you n + 1 times." That's because n is a placeholder for a number.
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Now that we have arrived at the top three of our list, get ready to find out about all three of the most funny stories in the world. Stay until the end to find out which one's at the bottom of our list.
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5. Word on the Street
This one's another short story, but still a hilarious classic. Let's take a look:
Yesterday, I saw a guy spill his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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6. True Happiness
There was a boy whose family was very wealthy. One day, his father took him on a trip to the country, where he aimed to show his son how poor people live. So they arrived at a farm of a very poor family, as he considered. They spent several days there. On their return, the father asked his son, "Did you like the trip?"
"Oh, it was great, Dad," the boy replied.
"Did you notice how poor people live?"
"Yeah, I did," said the boy.
The father asked his son to tell him more details about his impressions from their trip.
"Well, we have only one dog, and they have four of them. In our garden, there's a pool, but they have a river that has no end. We've got expensive lanterns, but they have stars above their heads at night. We have the patio, and they have the whole horizon. We have only a small piece of land, while they have endless fields. We buy food, but they grow it. We have a high fence for the protection of our property, and they don't need it as their friends protect them."
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